I’m Not an Asshole, I’m Socially Awkward

It’s your fault this conversation is offending you

Meatloaf at Galaxycon — 2019

Have you ever been minding your own damn business in a gas station or a fast food joint, when some dude strolls in playing the worst rap song you’ve ever heard on the shittiest phone ever made?

I can’t put myself in their shoes. And I’m really good at putting myself in people’s shoes. I’m a goddamn empath. I also have…